Man the year is coming to an end and on the relationship front nothing has changed. Am I little discouraged yes, but I know God has something in store for me. A loving man who understands my career choice and holds me down, right now I don't have that. So let me go through a couple types that I am avoiding in 09.
The Drainer: A man who wants your time even though you just want to be their friend. When you talk you are constantly explaining why you are not in a relationship and that it's just not of interest. The man that you have to constantly say no to. You can't hang out with them on a one on one basis for fear of them trying to make a move and you having to keep rejecting them and having that "talk". The men who want to go out of their way to see you with nothing in return...Yeah Right. Fuck that talk I might have to let some good friends go for the sake of my sanity.
The Accuser and Super Sarcastic: The man who likes you, but doesn't know how to talk to you. The one who always has some smart ass shit to say when it's not their place to make comments at all. I'm single right??? So don't try to figure me out or make jealous ass comments about what you think I do with my free time. Why talk if it's always some slick shit to be said. Comments this person may make:
"You Big Time Now"
"Shit I'm Trying to Be Like You"
"I'm No Trey Songz Sooo"
Don't tell me what I am or what you're not....tell me who you are...
The Yeah We Cool: The guy who will play the friend position and pretend to be content, but as soon as he sees an opening will try and fuck, or put their tongue down your throat. If you saw my previous blog you know exactly what I'm talking about. The Nigga that will stall and spend some time with you offer to do a couple things....then BAM! They try to get you into the bed. I've been told it's a natural progression.
Mr. Sensitive: Listen I am blunt sometimes and very rarely do I meet a man that I feel entranced by...you know I guy that makes you want to be submissive. When it comes to sex my experience on a larger scale is limited. So if by chance I choose to share that experience with someone I know very well and am comfortable with don't get mad when I tell you what I did and or didn't like about it. Constant improvement is a must. Also don't ask me questions you don't want the answers to. If I tell you..."our personalities clash, you are too aggressive, I am not into short guys, I don't give head, I don't think we are compatible etc..." That is not a translation for I only date black guys, I only date athletes, I'm too good for you....it means exactly what I said. "It's not me it's you"...yeah whatever it's both of us and we don't fit.
The Mute: The guy who will text you all day but not answer the phone....if you can't call at least a quarter of the amount you text then let's not play ourselves
Send me a picture: If your not my man...u get no pictures...anymore LOL...and don't ever ask me to send a Naked picture!!!! It's not happening EVER
The Ex: We been off and on for 10 years...mainly off and it has hindered me from seeking what else is out there. I have never been able to give my heart to someone else, but in 09 if it's not you which I doubt it will be then I have to let go. You have had at least 4 girlfriends and countless other partners and I have still held you down. But I am into self preservation and I can't cheat myself anymore....especially after spending $300 on a hotel room. I will always love you but in 09 I gotta keep it moving. You said you wanted another chance and when I was ready to give you what you wanted you wanted to act up. Gotta move on.
So with that said...if you fit into any of these categories know that other than the last one....at least 2 people fit in each one or more.
I can't be in a relationship right now because I don't have time, I am hardly ever even by myself. I have to work on me before I take on anyone else's bullshit in 09 I hope that Mr. I'm down for Brandy comes along but if not...that's fine too! Too all my true friends who understand me thank you soo much...Dorothy, Deanna, Victoria, Keshia, Cake, Fallon, Brit. You guys always listen to my stories and now I feel like a weight has been lifted...and trust that I am writing a book. The Bad Bitch Chronicles. You can say I'm arrogant, but I'm not I'm the coolest chick you never knew.
Happy New year!!!
