"God, grant me the Serenity to accept the things I cannot change; the Courage to change the things I can; and the Wisdom to know the difference."
"Don't ever leave the one u love for the one u like, because the one u like will leave u for the one they love."
"Don't try so hard to be C.U.T.E.(Catering Unconsciously to Everyone), instead understand that it is perfectly fine to be U.G.L.Y.(Understand God Loves You; just the way you are)"
"False friends are like our shadow, keeping close to us while we walk in the sunshine, but leaving the instant we cross into the shade."
"How about a lot less talk and a lot more, SHUT THE HELL UP?!"
~Brian Griffin (Family Guy)
"Stewie (slaps teacher): ...and thats for wearing blue socks with purple pants! EWWWWW!!! "
"Lois: Oh, I haven't been on a college campus in years. Everything seems so different.
Stewie: Really? Perhaps if you laid on your back with your ankles behind your ears that would ring a few bells."
"Stewie: Uh you've reached stewie and brian, we're not here right now, uh and if this is mom, uh send money because we're college students and we need money for books...and highlighters...and.... ramen noodles...and condoms, for sexual relations with our classmates."
"window shopping is best done with a pocket full of money"~Brittany Ingram
"In prosperity our friends know us; in adversity we know our friends."
John Churton Collins
"Don't try so hard to be C.U.T.E.(Catering Unconsciously to Everyone), instead understand that it is perfectly fine to be U.G.L.Y.(Understand God Loves You; just the way you are)"
"But Seduction isn't making someone do what they don't want to do. Seduction is enticing someone into doing what they secretly want to do already." ~Waiter Rant
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